Due to the processing of all the atrocities committed during the dark ages we are still behind schedule. Customers with questions about their unprocessed demands please fill in your administration code.

Customers with complaints about the 72 virgins please click here.

Customers with connection problems please click here.

Due to the technical enhancement of our systems we will not be available until 2019. We are now running beta testing for UWISH10. Want to know more and interested in the development? Visit our customer information center at “the Garden”. Need a guided tour? Register at desk 328 at the gate.

Mechanical disasters (transporation accidents, machinery, construction collapses etc.)
Any disaster victim should register at the disaster desk at level 43 Building 95. After registration proceed to the examination labarotories at Level 24 Building 8.
After this you’ll receive a letter which will tell you when to attend a general liability hearing in Building G87 block 4b. The process could take up to 9 months.

Natural disasters (floods, earthquakes, tsunamis (NEW!), famine)
Any natural disaster victim should register at the disaster desk at level 43 Building 95. After registration proceed to the disaster scene investigation room at Level 28 Building 24. Please proceed in groups to speed up the process.

Bad luck disasters
Any bad luck disaster victim should register at the disaster desk at level 43 Building 95. After registration proceed to the comedytheatre at Level 39 Building 12. Step in line and wait your turn.

Religious fanatics with doubts click here for more information about the upcoming masterclasses “your beliefs were useless. Get over it.”

Intelligent design believers please refer to the basic manual “God and more” and the upcoming basic training ‘Evolution’.

Religious suicidebombers please refer to desk 297. You’ll be asked to fill out the proper forms and please bring a photo. We'll try to help you as soon as possible but it is known that The RSB asylum process has a very low succesfactor. Less than 0,000001% of the RSB asylum demands are granted (and most of the time by mistake).

Politics with religious backgrounds with number 2044478888 to 204449999 and the excuse forms B23 to F289 are now being processed.
Please step back in line and wait very patiently.

Homosexuals click here.

The transfer and transportation desk is open from 8:00 to 21:00.
Shuttle transports to and from Hell are available daily from 9:00 to 17:00 at.15 .30 .45 and .00 and we have extra shuttles on Sunday. Shuttles are now air-conditioned.